The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corum's stadium. Only over Corum.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Corum, Corum, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.