The Garbage-Time Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Corum gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corum drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.