The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.