The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.