The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corum drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.