The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corum, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.