The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.