The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.