The Hamstring Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Corum gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Corum is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corum's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.