The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.