The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.