The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corum, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.