The Garbage-Time Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corum's stadium. Only over Corum.
- Ref: "Number Corum, that's a flag." Corum: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.