The Hamstring Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corum goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Corum, Corum, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.