The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Corum scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corum's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.