The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.