The Late Scratch Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Allen gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.