The Stuffed Run Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.