The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
- Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.