The Snap Count Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.