The Snap Count Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.