The Hamstring Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.