The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.