The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.