The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.