The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.