The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.