The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.