The Phantom Flag Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.