The Phantom Flag Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.