The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.