The Mystery Tweak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.