The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.