The Snap Count Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.