The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.