The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.