The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Aiyuk's stadium. Only over Aiyuk.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.