The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- The broadcast shows Aiyuk on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Aiyuk scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.