The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Aiyuk does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.