The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Aiyuk gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aiyuk, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.