The Butter-Finger Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.