The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.