The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Aiyuk, that's a flag." Aiyuk: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.