The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- The broadcast shows Aiyuk on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.