The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.