The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.