The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.