The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Aiyuk's stadium. Only over Aiyuk.
- Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.