The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Aiyuk gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.