The Phantom Holding Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Aiyuk tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aiyuk, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.